Stan:
[x] You're the normal kid
[ ] You have an older sister
[ ] You often puke
[x] You have a poofball hat
[ ] One of your parents is a geologist
[x] Your dad can be really stupid
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have a lot of talents
Count: 4


Kyle:
[ ] You're Jewish (pfft i wish!)
[ ] You own an ushanka
[ ] You have an adopted sibling
[x] You easily get mad
[x] Your hair is curly
[ ] Your hair is red
[ ] You're diabetic
[ ] Green and Orange are one of your favorite colors
Count: 2


Cartman:
[ ] You're fat/big-boned
[x] You get made fun of because of your body weight
[x] People make fat jokes about you
[x] You eat a lot of junk food
[ ] You love acting/dressing like Hitler
[ ] You think Ginger Kids have no souls
[ ] You've once made over 10,000 dollars
[ ] You have a single mother for a reason
[x] You're mean spirited
Count: 4


Kenny:
[x] You hide your face
[x] You're quiet
[x] You love boobies
[x]You're such a pervert with a dirty mind
[ ] You have cheesed before
[ ] You're poor
[x] Your parents fight all the time
[ ] You beg for money
Count: 5

Butters:
[x] You often get called "gay"
[ ] You get grounded all the time
[ ] You don't have a lot of hair
[x] You've seen your parents naked before
[x] You have a fatass friend
[x] You're not that popular at school
[x] You dance
[x] You've fallen in love with the opposite sex
Count: 6


Craig:
[x] You flip people off
[ ] You're one of the cool kids at school
[x] You've gotten ripped off before
[x] You think you're cool
[x] Most of the time you're not happy
[ ] You don't participate in anything you think sucks
[x] If you did something you have never done before, you would be sooo happy
[ ] Your last name starts with a T
Count: 5

Clyde:
[x] You're attractive
[ ] You love tacos
[x] Girls/Guys love you
[x] You love parties
[x] Your friends are mean to other people
[x] Your hair is messy at sometimes
[ ] You often wear red and/or blue
[ ] You look at Playboy Magazines
Count: 5


Token:
[ ] You're African American
[ ] You're rich
[ ] Anything racist gets you mad
[x] You're a nice guy/girl
[ ] You wear purple and yellow
[x] You know/knew someone with the last name "Black"
[x] You live in a big house
[x] You've kicked a fat kid before
Count: 4


Tweek:
[ ] You REEEEEAALY like Coffee
[x] You often get nervous
[x] You panic for silly things
[ ] Your Parents have a coffee shop
[x] Your hair is blonde
[x] Your hair looks crazy
[x] You think Underpantsgnomes are real!
[x] You can't hold still
Count: 6

I'm Tweek and Butters which REALLY doesn't surprise me.